Wednesday, August 8, 2012

No Officer, We Do This For Fun

This is a Carmen and Lucy Joint Adventure

Lucy's sister-in-law does photos. She has a show coming up at the Hive Gallery in Salt Lake City. For this show she needs to take zombie pictures.... Lots of zombie pictures. This is important for you to know.

So here we are at Lucy's, bloodied up and screaming war cries as we pretend to be zombie assassins. Lucy's boyfriend (the marine/cross fit trainer/ kung fu all star) hollers out, "You can do better than that!". 

Well, apparently we did awesome!

As the sister-in-law, we'll call her Kate, (OK, well that's actually her name but credit needs to be given to this awesome photographer. Plus, her name is stamped on the photos) is packing up, she's greeted by a couple of officers. 

This is about 1:00 in the A.M. Opps!

As the officers enter the house the scene before them is Carmen booking it to the kitchen because she is covered in fake blood and is desperately trying to wash it off before the cops get the wrong impression, and Carmen's youngest Battle Ax. Well, the top of Battle Ax's head and an arm peaking around the corner of the stairs. 

The little guy zonked in the hall way because the girls were watching Harry Potter, which he would have no part of, and the adults were looking at non-kid approved material (no it wasn't porn). He kept getting sent back with girls and at some point decided, "Screw you all! I'm going to sleep right here!"

Updated facebook status:

Good times...Good times! No Occifer, I know how this may look to you, but it really isn't what you think you see. Regardless of what's in those pictures. I wasn't attacked with a chainsaw, beaten with a golf club or tortured with a hand drill. We do this for fun?!?!

On the upside, the photos are brilliant!