Saturday, September 29, 2012

The Dead Wiener is Making the Children Cry

This is a Carmen adventure.

Back in the days before children and husbands, when your co-workers were what provided the daily amount WTFery, Carmen worked at a Wienerschnitzel.

Carmen had a co-worker who we'll call Susan (as in "lazy Susan". It's the best I could come up with. Don't judge me).

Susan would show up late on a regular bases and ask for smoke breaks left and right.

Susan: (After showing up to her shift 25 min. late) Can I have a smoke break?

Carmen: You've been here literally 5 min.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

No Officer, We Do This For Fun

This is a Carmen and Lucy Joint Adventure

Lucy's sister-in-law does photos. She has a show coming up at the Hive Gallery in Salt Lake City. For this show she needs to take zombie pictures.... Lots of zombie pictures. This is important for you to know.

So here we are at Lucy's, bloodied up and screaming war cries as we pretend to be zombie assassins. Lucy's boyfriend (the marine/cross fit trainer/ kung fu all star) hollers out, "You can do better than that!". 

Well, apparently we did awesome!